Seriously, you think you can just kneel there and wait for the ass to move to you. You just want to drive it in. No investment in lubrication, chemical or emotional. Fucker, I emailed you instructions, from a porn actor. He does this shit for a living. He’s the one you’re trying to imitate. He talked about the bits they don’t videotape. The bits that make the whole thing work. You didn’t read it. 

So, cause you can’t stand the site of my hairy brown eye, can’t dig a finger into this firm juicy ass to find the hole, I have to get a blind poke. I can’t see out that eye. You’re back there drooling and jabbing around in the dark. Then, get mad at me when I grab your dick and put it where it should go. Mother fucker,  if you hate a power bottom, don’t be a lazy top, bitch.

You’re a shameful bottom, passing as a versatile top. Projecting your shame on me. Your Hole-o-phobia is not attractive.

You’re no top. Where’s the control, the care? You act like you’re fucking a hole. Not a man. Wake the fuck up. If you don’t like this ass, don’t fuck it. Finer Niggas than you are lining up to core tis apple. Step off and let a real top through. You ain’t doin’ me no favors by fucking me. You just pissing me off. Brining your low attitude to bed. I was ready and willing to have fun without you I shouldn’t have extended the courtesy. Stupid me. Won’t happen again. I ain’t wasting my good vibe on any ungrateful amateurs. Chump don’t treat ass, chump won’t get ass. I will use the toys I paid for to tantalize my taint, revel in my rectum, and pound my p-spot.

You can go fuck yourself.